November 2011
Nov 1st
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#ThatAwkwardMoment when you realize that Kim...
This isn’t awkward, it’s absolutely ridiculous. I hate her forever.
Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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October 2011
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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NOOO
My mom likes to leave a bleach-coated dish-towel-rag thing in the kitchen sink all the time and I always forget, so when I turned the faucet on a few moments ago, the water splashed the rag and I got bleach/water droplets all over my shirt. The number of times this has happened to me is fucking ridiculous. 
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Snow means winter means I actually have things to wear and I finally know how to dress myself.
Oct 31st
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Oct 30th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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“Orange and black decorations. Is this Halloween or Princeton Parent’s Weekend? I...”
– Tracy Jordan
Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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doireallyhavetograduate asked: IS THIS REAL LIFE? Can we please be friends online?
Oct 27th
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Why is my mother trying to make all of my decisions? You’re supposed to help and guide me, woman! Not take over completely!
Oct 27th
Oct 26th
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“i like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite a new thing. Muscles...”
–  e.e. cummings (via golightlywannab)
Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Gossip Girl is now on instant viewing? Is this real life?
Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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sinnumero: I’ve never understood how my massive inferiority complex and my massive superiority complex have managed to coexist for the past 20 years. I think I’m a pretty awful shitty person, but I’m also pretty sure I’m better than everyone else.
Oct 26th
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devilbyday replied to your post: I feel like every week my weekly goal is to start… haven’t even started to think about it :( Ah god, it’s all I think about and it’s absolutely destroying my conscience.
Oct 25th
Oct 25th
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I feel like every week my weekly goal is to start college applications.
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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devilbyday replied to your photo: These people will be in Anchorage for the next few… IS THIS REAL? MY DREAM MOVIE This is too real. Look up The Frozen Groud. violetlips replied to your photo: These people will be in Anchorage for the next few… NICOLAS CAGE.   geofknowsbest replied to your photo: These people will be in Anchorage for the next few… Shooting is only 26 days...
Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Celeste: Whiney whine ouch my period ouch.
Kienan: Shut up, at least you don't have to shit eggs like a chicken.
Oct 20th
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Lady sing the bluuuuuues so well
Oct 19th
Oct 19th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Ice cream comes at McDonalds aren’t 50 cents anymore; they’re 75. I don’t understand why???
Oct 18th
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Oct 17th
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“Buenos Aires [Thursday, February 22, 1996]: Last night I dreamed that I was...”
– Madonna in The Madonna Diaries for Vanity Fair, Nov. 1996
Oct 17th
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Sometimes you have to stop and ask yourself, “Do I really need this many tie-dye shirts?”
Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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Anonymous asked: Are you director/writer/actor of movies?
Oct 17th
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Oct 15th
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If you’ve seen or plan to go see the Footloose remake, please take the time to eliminate yourself from my life.
Oct 15th
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Starving after a teeth-cleaning. Why do these things happen…
Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
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