TRUST. NO ONE.
Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via mollylambert)
Also relevant to Manic Pixie Dream Idiots.
- Claire: Did you know that most monkeys aren't herbivores?
- Me: What
- Claire: Yeah, I swear to God. Go home and Google monkeys eating other monkeys. It's so weird.
No one knows how to pronounce my last name.
My mom needs to start buying real food again. If I eat another Nong Shim noodle bowl, I think I might die.