spectacular speculations.

April 2011

Today is April Fool's Day.

BELIEVE. NOTHING.

TRUST. NO ONE.

Apr 1, 2011170,208 notes

Apr 1, 2011702 notes

#James Franco

Apr 1, 2011

#want #shoes #pretty ugly things

Mar 31, 201190 notes

#James Dean #Elizabeth Taylor #Giant

Mar 31, 2011

#want #shoes

Mar 31, 2011270 notes

March 2011

“They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone should be free to have their knee socks and their sweaty shorts, but I’m over it. I’m over this weird, exhausted girl. I’m over the girl that’s tired and freezing and hungry. I like bossy girls, I always have. I like people filled with life. I’m over this weird media thing with all this, like, hollow-eyed, empty, party crap.” —

Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via mollylambert)

Also relevant to Manic Pixie Dream Idiots.

(via alexbaca)

Mar 31, 20119,358 notes

Mar 31, 2011202 notes

#Jacqueline Kennedy

Mar 31, 20113,904 notes

Mar 31, 2011918 notes

#Natalie Portman #Scarlett Johansson

Math class

• Claire: Did you know that most monkeys aren't herbivores?
• Me: What
• Claire: Yeah, I swear to God. Go home and Google monkeys eating other monkeys. It's so weird.

Mar 30, 2011

#real life #what even

Mar 30, 20116 notes

#golden globe #or did it ever? #seinfeld #jerry seinfeld #julia louis-dreyfus

Mar 30, 2011

#real life #shoes

No one knows how to pronounce my last name.

Mar 29, 20111 note

#real life #you guys are all dumb

Mar 29, 2011922 notes

#lady gaga

My mom needs to start buying real food again. If I eat another Nong Shim noodle bowl, I think I might die. 

Mar 29, 2011

#real life

Mar 28, 2011

#real life #first world problems #iphone

Mar 28, 2011222 notes

“There is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of everything. Negative people find their walls. So never apologize for your enthusiasm. Never. Ever. Never.” —Ryan Adams (via nedhepburn)

Mar 28, 20111,727 notes

Mar 27, 2011166 notes

#James Franco